Recently I did this to my fingernails.
Which can only mean one thing: I think I'm cool now. So I signed up for Twitter. For the longest time I'd resisted because I just couldn't handle any more things. But now I feel left out and I resent having to have hash tags explained to me.
Truth be told, I already signed up for Twitter once before. It was four years ago and I quit after two weeks because it was unbearably annoying. But that may have had something to do with the fact that I didn't have a smartphone, only a phone phone, and received all of my tweets in a ceaseless stream of text messages.
If you would like to follow me, I'm @brianamah. Yes, I had to ask someone if you use the @. No, I don't understand why that is.
We'll see how this foray goes. It's been less than 24 hours and I'm already over it.