People freakin' love brunch. Not only is it an opportunity to drink before noon and over-eat, it's also one of the few occasions for which pajama bottoms and sundresses are both equally accepted attire. People even love brunch so much they use the term brunch to refer to a meal that is very obviously only breakfast or lunch and not really a combination of both. Case in point, last weekend I hosted a 9:30am brunch, and then attended a second brunch at 1pm. Both were delicious.
The other factor that I suspect contributes to brunch's universal appeal is fanciness. Every day foodstuffs -- eggs, bread, fruit -- are dressed to impress. This is all well and good, but when you're hosting brunch, or bringing a dish to a potluck style affair, now the burden is on you. How can you be expected to throw together a gourmet delight when you're hungover, up way too early in the morning, a mom with a distracting toddler, or some combination thereof?
I have solutions! Here are my go-to brunch dishes that seem fancy, taste yummy, and take very little skill or effort. All of the ingredients can be purchased at Trader Joe's. If you don't have Trader Joe's near you, I feel bad for you in general.
Smoked Salmon Potato Pancakes
- 1 4oz package wild smoked salmon
- 1 block cream cheese
- 1 box frozen potato latkes
- 1 package fresh dill
As you can very clearly count, this produces 8 pancakes, which translates to 4 servings in my opinion because no one will eat just one of these little suckers. This recipe will leave you with lots of leftover cream cheese and dill, so if you are planning on making a larger batch don't buy more of that stuff.
Kale Pear Salad
- 1 bag of kale
- 1 bottle of champagne pear vinaigrette
- 1 pear
- 1 bag of candied walnuts or candied pecans (I go back and forth, I've never decided which is better)
- Optional but not pictured: gorgonzola crumbles. I reserve this addition for when I really know my audience because for some reason not everyone enjoys hunks of stinky cheese.
Dump half the bag of kale in a large bowl. You can do the whole bag but it makes a lot of salad. Maybe you're throwing a big brunch. Congrats on having so many friends. Drizzle the kale with some olive oil and a sprinkle of salt. Make sure your hands are very clean, then massage the kale for a few minutes. This softens it up and brings out the flavor. Next, chop up the pear into thin slivers and add to the salad. Then, toss in about half the bag of candied walnuts or pecans. Pour on some of the salad dressing, to taste, and mix it all together. Transfer to a nicer bowl for serving. Done.
Now pour yourself a mimosa and relax.